One of my favorite parts of a new job is the HR training you have to take.

my new job kicks ass

saw a child at the grocery store having a tantrum because their mom won't get them wafer cookies. the fuck? is that kid from 1897 or something?

thinking about the walrus from alice and wonderland again. the one who ate all the baby oysters. this guy makes me laugh every time i look at him.

linkedin is the most pyschotic social media site on the planet. i hate it so fucking much.

I am being sent to Cleveland next month for work. Never been to Cleveland what do you do there besides get drunk

The weird thing to me about flubber, the movie, is this guy invented a flying AI robot apparently and everyone is like "yeah whatever, tell me more about this goo that is really bouncy"

When I left the bar the bartenders all said "thank you Matt for bringing flubber the DVD" and I said "anything for you guys" and now I'm going home so I can watch college hockey on my TV. Nice little Friday.

drinking five beers for dinner

first fantasy hockey draft of the year...I'm going to pick only good players and not bad players

subbing for a hockey team tomorrow morning and then i am going to meet my dad for brunch, and then i'm going to sit on the couch for 12 hours

When I get my first pay check from my new job I'm going to buy a gold chain

fantasy hockey draft #2 tonight...I pick 18th out of 18 teams. Pretty great.