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matt

@mattsbesttweets

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saw a child at the grocery store having a tantrum because their mom won't get them wafer cookies. the fuck? is that kid from 1897 or something?

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thinking about the walrus from alice and wonderland again. the one who ate all the baby oysters. this guy makes me laugh every time i look at him.

thinking about the walrus from alice and wonderland again. the one who ate all the baby oysters. this guy makes me laugh every time i look at him.
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The weird thing to me about flubber, the movie, is this guy invented a flying AI robot apparently and everyone is like "yeah whatever, tell me more about this goo that is really bouncy"

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When I left the bar the bartenders all said "thank you Matt for bringing flubber the DVD" and I said "anything for you guys" and now I'm going home so I can watch college hockey on my TV. Nice little Friday.

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subbing for a hockey team tomorrow morning and then i am going to meet my dad for brunch, and then i'm going to sit on the couch for 12 hours