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amanda bynes are u Amanda byne

hulk hogan has died

jetblue is obsessed w me

My last 24 hour experience with JetBlue @ JFK was so incredibly insane that I am announcing here that I will eventually lead a private equity group that takes majority control and ensures each and every executive they have will be fired. Thank you for your understanding.

the two genders

*sniff* *pulls shirt* You know, this is perfect - *gestures wildly* - this is the ultimate perversity of capitalism at its purest. Here we have Anthropic, this company claiming to build "AI for humanity," and what do they do? They create this digital cocaine, this Claude Code,

Summer so far

Donald Trump literally held a meme coin contest to see which crypto bro could offer him the biggest bribe, with the grand prize being exclusive access to him. The winner was under investigation by the SEC for fraud, and then had his investigation dropped. He spent $18.6 million

hiding my precious nipples from all parties involved……

Day in Trump's economy: > Wake up, check the news > BLS: "10 billion new jobs created" > Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are. > Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5% > Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour > Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside

tom brady if he played basketball

If they do nominate this idiot to fill the vacated Fed Governor seat, any Foreign owner of USTs who doesn’t sell everything is an outright 🤡