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Matthew Perret

@mattperret

Interpreter (European Parliament), trainer, writer, comedian. Queen's, Oxford. On a train. All views personal. Mainly MadParrot.bsky.social

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I told the passport officer I was grateful for their work because I collect stamps. They replied “Philately will get you everywhere.” And then I woke up wishing I could remember the joke.