I put the AirPods in the wrong slot well over 50% of the time

Did you know? "BILL" uses something called "Vendor Direct". We found out several of our client were paying us via this method and we were getting charged Merchant Fees. Your customer pays ACH out of their account and then BILL pays you, the vendor, via CC basically. Shady!!!!

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The slightest grunt or hint of discomfort I make after getting fixed is met with a “try pushing four babies out of your penis” from my wife.

I am not leaving Zed Run but, If you love Zed this Photo Finish game is worth a look. Photo Finish™ LIVE 🌹 🐎 Virtual Horse Racing Do your own research a % of this is probably inaccurate Not a paid post but I do have a large PF stable 🧵 👇

Happy Mother's Day!

Left ofiice today at 13:48. Worked 27 hours this week. Heading to Chicago in 15 minutes. Flying to Hawaii tomorrow morning. Working zero next week. Back in office May 30th. #TaxTwitter #Hawaii #cruise #ncl

Stop listening to fake financial planners/advisors on social. The "advice" these people are sharing are causing so much harm to families. Here are some ways you can protect yourself from these financial predators.⬇️

Did some analysis today. 37% of returns we extended are finished. Another 15% on partner review shelves by next week. This is how, IMO, you avoid a 2nd tax season. What % of your extended income tax returns are complete? #TaxTwitter

IRS CP14 mailed to CA taxpayers demanding balance due payments within 21 days are a mistake. The IRS reassures CA taxpayers that they continue to have an automatic extension until later this year to file and pay their taxes for those covered by disaster declarations in the state.

Where do I send my medical bills for the heart attack I am about to have from the last month

FRANCHISE TAX BOARD… hello?

Gracias

#TaxTwitter person of the year

New show idea hear me out... Accountants on Airplanes dropping Acid

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What a sad time for our country. RIP Charlie Kirk. Don’t know how you can watch any of his videos or the numerous first hand accounts of interaction with him and come away with the belief that he was a racist, homophobe, etc or “had it coming”.