Waiting for Episode 7...

Friendly/loving reminder: colonoscopies save lives. And you can make it fun: As they start to put you under, try pointing at the ceiling, then whisper, “Such warm light. Grand-papa? Is that you?” Then pass out. It’s a fun way to really scare the shit out of the anesthesiologist.

I think about hot dogs often

more like The Time-Off Request of Power ha ha ha ha The Lord of the Rings #LordOfTheRings

This is one of the greatest shots in TV history … I said what I said. #RingsOfPower

The news you have all patiently waited for, from our Survival Team... #AlienIsolation10

So it was that a campaign was waged that did battle against the wizard of the Dark Tower. Many enemies were felled but ultimately the corruption was too great and our heroes met their fate at the hands of the Titan Zereth. Restoration Games #returntodarktower

Sigourney Weaver on Alien Isolation - Alamo Drafthouse Aliens Screening Q&A 2016 #AlienIsolation10

It's Britney, bitch. #VesselOfHatred

steam in 2024 be like

Bad ass channel! Sometimes featuring yours truly!

4. lord of the spewings...

Someone else said: “Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves. Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.” And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

The perfect day:

My father-in-law is a video game director. He is insanely gifted. I asked him how much it would cost to make this today. I will never forget his answer... "We can't, we don't know how to do it."

Ready.

Here's to all the GPUs about to get hot.