Yesterday, this was a conspiracy theory. Today, it’s a headline.

CEO of ignoring messages because I'm overstimulated and overwhelmed. 😅

24 hr Walmart

I love Bryce Harper. He’s one of my favorite players in the league. I wish he’d stop having big moments against my favorite team.

Don't call. Don't text. Don't tweet.

sorry i ghosted you for two months lol my phone died wyd tonight tho?

After his second year at Michigan, Tom Brady wanted to transfer. He wasn't playing in games, and he was so low on the depth chart that he only got 2 reps in practice. Brady met with his coach to express his frustration, “The other quarterbacks get all the reps.” Coach replied,

We just like one big family

NO CONTEXT HUMANS Game was called Trials. It was on Miniclip. Had an arena announcer for the title theme when you opened the game. screenshot from one of the first difficult levels.

Me, watching USA vs Canada hockey, in the 4 Nations Face Off tonight, after not knowing the 4 Nations Face Off even existed 7 days ago

The first guy to think of Google struggling to explain it 😭😭

The past week of Atlanta Braves baseball

The #Braves front office right now

"No man in this whole world wants you to be better than him except your Dad"🙏🏻

They won’t tell you that it already works like this if you have unmedicated adhd