The NYT article about possible ivory billed woodpecker sightings has had ripple effects implicating perfectly innocent pileated woodpeckers going about their day.

You don’t see dogs legging it out of a butchers with a string of sausages anymore. Just another thing woke has taken from us

lot to unpack here: women are apparently trash, yet the man has no house, no money, no security to offer a woman, and he’s rummaging around looking for a wife in a place where no sane, reasonable person would ever expect to find one. this is one of the greatest self own memes