Mum told me to shut my window and turn my light off in my room...4 billion flies and a daddy longlegs in the face later I’m currently sleeping amongst a fly graveyard. Cant wait for her to wake up and see the squished bodies smeared across the wall and ceilings in the morning 🙃

Just had a phone call asking about the card accident I was in 4 weeks ago...they asked for my car reg NE1 4ABJ not sure why they hung up? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lovely 5K this morning with Matthew Michaels followed by a delicious fry up thanks to Ash! Happy Bank Holiday 🌞🍻

Some of the replies to this 🤣 People genuinely thinking that the Government are supporting the Arts over football! Or even supporting the arts at all!? My personal favourite reply “Boris’ mate owns the theatre” Yeahh cant wait for Boris’ appearance on ALW insta singing Anthem

“Working class people going to work because they won’t get paid otherwise”

So when are we getting a cast recording of allmalepirates 👀 I need to be able to listen to Alan Richardson and of course Thomas Senior over and over again 🏴‍☠️ ⚔️ 🤩

Hi Avanti West Coast please can you remove this drunken, topless and face mask less man from the train 🙃

Let’s goooooooo #AFC Arsenal

Question...how do I get my rollerskates to the park? I’m not good enough to skate my way there but I can’t keep going in circles round my courtyard? 🤔

Wow! What a great first trip back to the Theatre! Everybody book tickets to You Are Here and support! Congrats to everyone involved The Grey Area Big shout out to @LauraLoutit 💫🌙

Never been a big football fan but the pride I have for England is overwhelming! (Minus the idiots climbing on theatres) Proud of the boys and what they have achieved! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

Spontaneous trip to Pretty Woman UK this evening, and what a night to see it! A I M I E ATKINSON🐺 vocals tho!🔥 Live theatre at full capacity! The West End is coming back! ✨

Can’t wait to see my bestie back where he belongs 🤩

🚨EXCITING NEWS🚨 Our NEW CBeebies House presenter, George will be starting soon! ❤️ He loves cooking and dancing, and he can't wait to be your friend. 🥘🕺🤗

The year is 2045. Heather’s is opening at the other other palace. Six is moving to its 60th venue. Cinderella is on its 5th re-write.

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Wordle 203 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So have we all just decided to pay the ridiculous Spotlight fees?