Just learned that the Bank of America app is named Bofa...

When you think about that one thing that happened that one time

One of my students literally 28 seconds ago: "Do all white people come from England?"

The one day I decide to wear grey sweats, and it's fucking cold outside and shrinkage has occurred

Bro, wtf is 'rizz'?

Here's a pic of a snack I eat while cutting weight 😏

Casual sex blows

Look who finally showed up to class

Gm from work

Like this post if it hangs low

Went in a 230 degree sauna today. Lasted for 10 minutes before I felt my ears cooking and onset pain

Google watching us type in chatGPT knowing keyword search engines are about to be obsolete

My grandma knitted me a cock sock

If Adolf shit his pants even once, he'd be remembered as Shitler for all eternity.

Political correctness works like chemotherapy. It strips life of all good AND bad things, and makes you feel like shit all the time

Modern day gender reveals with non-binary babies will use gray powder/smoke

Breaking Bad is mids at best

If you snore, I hate you

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