I am so over the “I want more shifts/hours people.” They rarely take them when offered. They just complain about it.

Seymour’s new favorite place to sleep is in my arms. My heart is exploding

Have you ever walked away from a conversation that is going no where, but the other person won't let it go? Stop wasting my time, dude.

I was going to go to bed 2 hours ago but then this happened. Legally cannot move.

Zero trade deadline moves. No wide receiver help. No interior O line help. I’m choosing to trust Joe Hortiz. He’s done alright so far. #Chargers #BoltUp

Unlike the Falcons, Donald Trump was able to hold on to a 28-3 lead

All I’m saying is, no taxes on tips better be in his first 30 days plan.

The fact that Daniel Jones has a better TD:INT ratio than Patrick Mahomes should tell you the refs have spoon fed wins to the Chiefs.

There is a girl on instagram who is blatantly telling her followers to attack Trump supporters, and even telling them how to do it. Yet Instagram doesn’t see that as violating their policies on violence, specifically calling for violence? Ok insta, please explain the TOS here.

If I’m understanding this correctly, people are upset that McDonald’s turned in a suspect in a murder investigation? McDonald’s is catching flack for doing the right thing?

Sometimes when I drink, I do an impression of Rick and Morty having a conversation. No one is around. It’s for me.

u know u want it 1 repost = 2 votes ⚡️ #WPMOYChallenge + Cameron Dicker

Clippers have won 13 of the last 16 games against the Lakers. I’ll just leave this here… #Lakers #Clippers #ClipperNation #nba

The Super Bowl no one wanted to see.

What’s the point of even having a cellphone if you can’t reply to a simple text?

I hope these refs go blind. They clearly aren’t using their eyes anyway. #ClipperNation #NBAonTNT #nba

I’m single and want someone special, but also grateful I’m not dating someone who has to document everything on social media.

Show love 👽 RT for a chance to win signed cleats Let’s go! #ProBowlVote + Keenan Allen