When women post Mpesa screenshots showing money received from their boyfriend, it's not random, it's strategic branding. Message is "This is my price. If you're coming at me, know this is the cost." They're setting the price tag for any future applicants. Approach with caution.

Never play games with a man who isn’t afraid to be alone.

Being my girl right now is like investing in Bitcoin back in 2009.

Platonic relationships with girls is very important, they will always turn up for you

Men don’t know how to spot emotional abuse because they categorize it under mood swings until it becomes a mental health problem.

What do we have here?

Gyokeres when he doesn't play against Portuguese plumbers.

There is nothing to celebrate about beating a Manchester United team that finished 15th last season. That’s like celebrating after losing your virginity to a prostitute.

Kalenjin Dry Men don't know how to introduce their wives😂😂😂 Tilingi 🐘🐘🐘 Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 Emmanuel_Terer

What is right for the hole might not be right for the soul. Siku mbaya pia huonekana asubuhi

Amorim out

When you’re in the kitchen with your babes and Goshodo on the phone is talking about “niko hapa chini kuja unifungulie gate”

Nicaptain Masoud Juma alafu amiss penalty, namngoja kwake lucky summer.

Philip Karanja aka Phil upgrading his ex-wife’s PA to girlfriend is proof that when a vacancy arises, internal promotions can sometimes outperform external hires.

Enkai's Own Country♥️ These are the things you won't see on social media without us Maasais and Samburu😊🇰🇪🇰🇪 #MagicalKenya #Coexistence

Also normalise living within your means, It will save you from unnecessary debts, stress and being a Con.

Ukioa from Coastal communities, kwa reconciliations time mmekosana kwa ndoa, kuna mahali Aunties wa side ya bibi, wanaitisha hadi shisha ya flavor ya mint, ndio mrudiane.

Bro to bro: •Always wear boots, no matter how good the pitch looks. •Renew contracts early, before players negotiate elsewhere. •Avoid signing legends, if you do, don’t get attached. •If a player disrupts the dressing room, release them respectfully,no room for violence.

Ni kama prime KOT days is back,those days when ladies used to expose nigas alafu tunageuza story dame anakua villain. One thing i am sure of is that huyo dem atafall into depression with those trolls