I really gotta stop looking at shoes 🥴

Chad vs. the Coronavirus x.com/BeepingBobby/s…

Dis about to be me and my roommates all quarantine

This world would be a lot better of a place if everyone got my vine references

Got asked the other day, who hurt me and that shit hit hard..

If I buy a house that's haunted, they better pay rent

I literally feel bad when someone does something nice for me, like why the fuck??😅😅

The only problem I have with only fans and premium girls is that I want to marry them

My toxic trait is that I cant say no to an alcohol beverage

If I tell you what's going through my head don't take it for granted. That shit doesn't happen often

Wheres the budlight, I need to sober up

It's always "join my Onlyfans" and never "will you shotgun a beer with me"😥

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NOBODY LIKES YOUUU side note: no it is not enough reasons

Someone hold my beer while I drink another beer

Andrew Cuomo was definitely the kid in school who reminded the teachers about the homework

The AT&T spokesperson has no business being shaped like a Disney movie mom🥵

Not to steal your girl or anything, but I'm pretty sure I've caught more Pokémon than Ash Ketchum

Idk if its the preworkout or what, but Black parade really be hittin different this morning #provocative #getsthepplgoin

The late and great Black Eyed Peas once said, "lets get retarded in ha!" And im taking that advice to the grave🥴