Fuck this defense.

A JuCo defense playing in the SEC.

We won’t win another game all year.

Another fumble. Fire everyone.

Fire everyone. This is embarrassing.

A laughing stock.

I guess I gotta become a basketball guy. This sucks.

At least the fatman got a touchdown, AM I RIGHT?!? #GoHogs

Wal-Mart money. Tyson money. J.B. Hunt money. We were able to get John Calipari from Kentucky. AND THIS IS OUR FUCKING FOOTBALL PROGRAM?!?

There will be a Haynes King statue erected in my future man cave.

Haynes King on the sideline with a hammer to his ankle right now. Game winning drive, incoming. #EmbraceTheLimp

Haynes King time, baby

OT HAYNES KING LET’S GO

JACKETS

Was listening to The Dixie Chicks (un-woke) on the way to work this morning and the boy that rides with me said, “all these guys tryna bring back 90’s country, what about the bitches?” Misogyny aside, he’s right. What about the bitches? I need a new age Jo Dee Messina, ASAP.

Jackson 5 is an unbelievably hard name.

Trinidad Chambliss is a hard name.

We almost always win.