If Mr Krabs owned a bar

Celebrate Senior Day at Memorial Stadium ✅ Celebrate a B1G title and sweep Penn State ✅ All in a day's work for Harper Murray! KETV NewsWatch 7 | #Huskers

Little penguins in Santa costume..🐧🎅🐧🎅😍

<3

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

hate when my stomach growls and everyone is notified that im a fat fucking chud

Dear Peacock: This is not Rienk Mast. Stop showing him. Thanks, #Nebrasketball Viewers

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

Could not agree more.

When I say my head POUNDING like a mf this is what I mean

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

who sleeps with a blanket while the fan’s on? me:

i don’t wanna do anything today

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

Pryce getting held every play and still hitting 3s in their eyeballs lmao

BRADEN FRAGER. The kid from Lincoln sends Nebraska to the Sweet 16 for the FIRST TIME EVER. In your WILDEST dreams, you couldn’t script it like this.

how tf u walk past ur pet and not say Hi

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.