“let them” uhhhh fk no i have control issues 😭

wait guys i think i miss dubstep 😭

like a steel plate in the road i exist simply to stress you out and piss you off

in her what routine

not my mother’s daughter but her gay son… and that’s worse MWAH 💋

one might say i am my mother’s diva

my friends are all literally the funniest and i WILL laugh out loud at everything they say and also i am deeply in love w all of them oops

so is the stock market like diva down rn or what

now whose bush baked these beans exactly?

weddings are the epitome of “if he wanted to, he would” bc literally he yes he would !!!!

just folded my crunchwrap in half to eat it like a ny slice… i’ve gone beyond big back

father, forgive me of my sin, i willingly streamed a morgan wallen song on spotify last night 😭😭😭

they hate when a bitch queens out in the club

i want a big stwong man so he can give me lil massages everyday is that too much to ask for this pride 😡

how many aura points do i lose for being a meghan trainor stan

guys i know im so fking late to the party on this one but blueberries are rlly good

end demurity in the club!!! act like ur in a black eyed peas music video like ur life depends on it!!!!!!

I have directed flags to be lowered to half-staff across Kansas today in honor of Sergeant Scott Heimann. We will never forget his dedication, bravery, and service to Kansas. I extend my deepest condolences to his family, friends, and community during this unimaginable time.

When you realize your professional athlete son is gay but think how can we turn this into a brand

all i need is a burly brazilian man with big biceps in my life it really is that simple