Dude is not ok

I am happy to announce that I will be graduating Summa Cum Laude from CSUF this month! Achievements: #boeing scholarship, Guardian Scholarship, graduate-level Mathematics research in Knot theory, 2nd place in Hackathon, 3.95 GPA #Graduation2020 #graduation #csuf #computerscience

My friend asks me if I want coffee, I say sure. He asks me if i want it "Irish", and I was like uhhh sure. He walks away cackling. This guy puts ALCOHOL in my coffee.

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In dark times like these, I have finally caved in and resorted to downloading TikTok. Follow me Matthew Braun vm.tiktok.com/ZMJythCKJ/

That did NOT age like fine wine.

A relationship should be 50/50 I make him watch American Horror Story and he makes me watch Haunting of Hill House 🎃

Me after popping a zit:

Wall Street clearly underestimated a generation raised on highly coordinated Friday night World of Warcraft raids.

Happy 1 year ⁦Thot is Distraught⁩ 💕🥰 I love you! instagram.com/p/CK4sitYpc-M/…

Last year I kidnapped my girlfriend and pulled a knife on her in a Jack in the Box parking lot to ask her to be my Valentine. Can't wait to top that this year... 😏

I’m so happy and excited to wake up next to this beautiful human being ❤️ I love you, IM THE SIMP HERE

Yeaaaaaaah I messed up. 😅🥺

Hi 😊 been a long time - how is everyone?

Y’all I just got bullied into ordering my drink with oat milk at a local coffee shop and it was ✨amazing✨

When you stroll into Starbucks looking so homeless they ask for your confirmation details before giving you your mobile order drink 🤕

Check out the comments in this thread and make a decision for yourself on what you should do - kinda sketchy that some of these apps are already selling your data.

Me walking into S T C this morning

Time for my yearly tweet 😌