Everyone: you’ve lost five in a row, you can’t beat Chelsea away... Us:

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VAR not used in the League Cup and Liverpool get smashed 5-0. What a surprise.

Shoutout to the people with no plans for new year, you ain’t alone

😂😂😂 sorry for you loss bro

After scoring for PSG, Neymar flashed No. 24 to pay tribute to Kobe Bryant, who died Sunday morning in a helicopter crash.

Very high technical sport is invented during the lockdown of #Italy x.com/Rntk____/statu…

just walking back from Sainsburys to a standing ovation. Feeling blessed right now #Influencer #Humbled

Clyde 1 Superscoreboard Rangers after they get a phone call from Dundee 😂

"You can play sport with members of your household" Well then...👀 #hcafc | #theTigers

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And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻‍♂️ so many options!😅

Peter No Peter sorry

That's true 😂 Me in a Premier League game shaking hands to Sunderland fans to congratulate them for that

The Premier League calendar looking for Sunderland season after season

Fuck the coefficient, that was incredibly funny, and that’s what really matters.