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Ain’t nothing funnier than turning a hater into a watcher. People who say you need to pay for attention turned to those who be picking up a step while trying to stay in sight.. I know you there. We both do. What you doing about it? We both know where I’m at.

True love 🥰

I’m that 666+ for woman. Don’t argue with me.

Idk who need to hear this… but crumble cookies taste like fucking butthole. And not like your hot aunts butthole. Like your retard cousin who can’t wipe very well

Having a leaf blower is peak Dad

Nailed it. 🔥🔥🔥 Best thing I have watched today.

There is nothing more dangerous, than a woman that will wear your zip up hoodie like a dress.

Women. Please stop doing this to yourselves.

We are not the same.

When the little leftie darlings go home from Glastonbury they are so thoughtful they leave all their crap to be cleaned up. But we really want to SAVE the planet! 🤔🤣

Never forget how they treated the unmasked and unvaccinated.

Real

It's crazy how men have to be financially stable to date broke women 😂

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot af. Grow up.

and fuck you if you don’t like cheese