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matt🦆

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as I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

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calendar_today08-02-2010 18:55:24

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don't worry everyone the amount of psychic trauma I've dumped into worrying how the snow will fuck up my commute tomorrow means it probably won't be that bad

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2008: i'm watching doug bensons "super high me" on a laptop because it's the best/only thing netflix has on their new service that lets you watch movies on their website 2025: netflix owns batman

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funniest 10 seconds of movie all year is wicked 2 where it shows michelle yeoh casting a spell to make a tornado then it smash cuts to elphebas sister in a field by herself trying to outrun a tornado in her wheelchair

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worst thing the fallout show has done is get me to reinstall fallout 76 like 3 times. i'm probably not going to like it this time either but lord help me it's downloadin

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they mention a new unseen character in avatar 3 who's edie falco & giovanni ribisi's villainous boss named "the chairman" and i'm calling it now whenever that guy shows up in 4 or 5 it's going to be arnold schwarzenegger