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Matt Conkle

@mattconkle

I'm an Web Developer that has an incredible family, runs 3 businesses, and finds a little time in there to sleep!

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If you want a reflection of your outer appearance, look at a mirror.....if you want a reflection if you inner appearance, look at your kids

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Norfolk officials, after final inspection of the BAD(Big Ass Duck), were pleased to announced they didn't find any quacks

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There's a new Meetup in your area: Celery, Celery and more Celery! Discuss your love of Celery. There are 3 Stalkers going to this meetup

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I can't believe they haven't investigated before, how else do you think Cookie Monster affords those cookies....dealing on Sesame Street!

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I'm convinced that men really like driving minivans, but buy motorcycles so they can be alone and not have to hear talking.

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When milk goes bad, I like to imagine it smoking a cigarette, wearing a leather jacket and flipping me off when I open the fridge door