Nothing will ever come close to this.

That unexpected level up is a wild feeling

I hate self checkout because there’s always an employee who is creepily staring you down

I know I sound like a boomer but as a parent you should not step in line at a food spot until you know exactly what you’re ordering for your kids

Looking up your symptoms on google is the same vibe as looking the for the forecast on the weather app. I won’t explain any further

Real conversation from two women sitting behind me waiting for our flight “I don’t do booze, drugs, or cigarettes anymore” “My booze, drugs, and cigarettes are white flour and sugar” 😭😭😂😂

All I ask is for one of you meatheads in the gym to google search the term “eccentric” and try it

85% of men and 75% of women have an anterior pelvic tilt. This may be a root for a lot of low back pain, knee pain, even neck pain. You can be strong enough to reduce injury risk in this position, but a lot of people simply need to address their posture (muscle imbalance).

If aliens said they’ll spare the earth if we remember to charge our AirPods before they died, then we’d all be abducted by midnight. And I’d be the first to go smh

A great father who built a playroom for his little daughter.

I can’t believe capture the flag isn’t the most common answer

They calling him Barry Sandals

imagine asking a blind girl out in braille & she leave you on felt

That one knee injury I had in high school. What could have been

It’s not that Gonzalez is holding the best receivers in the game to super mild games week after week. It’s that he’s doing it seemingly so effortlessly. Natural.

IT guy: “I’m gonna need to take a look at your mouse”

people hated food prices in Biden's economy so much they voted for a guy who wants to impose massive tariffs and deport a million farm workers

Idc how well off I become I will ALWAYS advocate for public assistance programs. Too many people think it could never be them.

Why is Machine Gun Kelly singing “Country Roads” in Germany

I miss Bill