Early candidate for tweet of the year. Top tier knowledge too

God it should be the Bills tonight #SuperBowl

Just saw the Budweiser commercial. #SuperBowlLX

Missed PI call was so bad even the announcers were stuttering 😅 #SuperBowl

One of the most INSANE plays you'll ever see 🤯

Was this supposed to go out tomorrow? Oh well.

Okay this one wins

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

potential coldest photo of the year

ATTA BOY BRYCE

Jobs: NOW HIRING !!! Me: Applies Jobs: Not you though lol

Me after hitting a green in regulation on hole 15 (I’m 27 over par)

HEARTFELT: Phillies pitcher Taijuan Walker honors fans who cannot afford Home Run Derby tickets by throwing one every 5 days ❤️ What a Class Act! Baseball needs more people like him!

Me while the rest of my group is on the green putting out

i guess the mets are just trying anything to see what works

Can’t wait for that to be the next Topps 1 of 1 card 😅

Josh Allen just gets it. Just a perfectly executed performance.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching afternoon baseball)

The trophy for the Cadillac Championship next week + the idea behind it

Kyle Schwarber whenever he’s the last leg of my home run parlay