You ever thankful that your dog can’t order his own food to the house?

Had a great time at Cedar Point.

Huge thanks to Bert Blyleven for taking the time to speak with me and my dad last night before Gardy’s plaque unveiling at Target Field. HOFer and class act!

Somewhere, the education system is broken.

If this is real, this is LIFE 🙌🏻🤣

We are not worthy

If you do anything RIGHT NOW. Stop and say a prayer for Bills’ Demar Hamlin. They are giving him CPR on the field. This is absolutely horrific🙏🙏🙏🙏

🏈GAMEDAY GIVEAWAY🏈 I’m going to be choosing one lucky #Vikings fan to win a handmade wood art piece of their choice! #SKOL To Enter: 1. Like and Retweet this post 2. Tag any and all Vikings fans 3. Follow me Winner announced via retweet tonight @ 7:30 PM CST

“Everybody make sure to put on your seatbelts … I’m just kidding, of course. Let’s fucking roll.”

There’s even more in the thread. This is great!

Kinda tough to play the “tradition of graduation” card with credibility when they couldn’t uphold the tradition of kids coming home from school safe and not traumatized. detroitnews.com/story/news/loc…

I’m no expert in physics but I do know this motherfucker is about to fucking destroy at least four of his friends.

It’s that time again, please repost this. Chevy gives the ACS $5 for every retweet. My record is 14k. Last year only 2k. We have to get to 10k this year. It takes 2 seconds. If I tell you that those 2 seconds could save a life you would do it. Please help. #wedrivefor

I know this is a little out of context but my god, it’s eye opening.

This photo has it all: Herm Edwards, Cris Collinsworth, two stunned cheerleaders, and some guy just fucking driving a sedan across the field.

Metropolitan Stadium, 1971. Parking was not an issue. At all.

Why does this make me so sad

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