Kendrick Lamar may be 5’5” and yet he’s the tallest rapper alive. I will not be taking any questions.

In Europe walking around and repeating “this ain’t Texas?” and acting v confused

guess i'll die, france, 13th century

This def says drum n ass right?

Cool. So this week the Senate is voting to let the NSA take over the internet and authorize warrantless surveillance of Americans, and the House is voting to take another hundred billion dollars from you (a tenth of a trillion!) to squander on fruitless foreign wars. Very cool.

This has been proven.

I see u. CIA

“So you still have 80 seconds left, can you answer the fucking question?”

American politics are so fucking fucked. I’m choosing to laugh instead of cry. 🫡

I have long hair and I fully care

All milk is breast milk. It should be called human milk. Have a good day.

This easily could have been me or one of my many disciples I’ve convinced to do this.

The “We’re not Trump” strategy for dems is 1 for 3 with dire ramifications. For the love of what is left, I hope they learn from this and do better for the people they represent. Pretend to be shocked, but the writing has been on the wall since Obama’s second term.

I’ve achieved a lot in life, accomplished many a goal... I’ve been featured on google maps, for gods sake! But the one thing I haven’t done and the next goal I want to accomplish is to be one of the first people to know a celebrity dies and update their wiki from “is” to “was”.

The guy who caught the Cal Raleigh homer: “Dump Here 61” shirt. This is amazing 🤣 Seattle Mariners

We live in the matrix