Christ is King. I bend the knee to no man.

We are all made equal in God’s eyes. Fame or fortune; he holds no regard. For dust you are and to dust you shall return.

I know I shit-post 99% of the time; but please read your Bibles and pray. We’re combating real evil right now.

Love this. ❤️

He said in the caption, “make this go viral so I can quit doing nails” 💀🤣♥️

Rip Chuck Norris.

Taxation is theft

Yup

If you don't laugh at this, go see a therapist 😂

✠ Make No Peace With Evil ✠

Me every morning 😅

Literally

Just wanted to wish my absolutely beautiful wife a wonderful and happy birthday. I love you baby! More than you'll ever know. Casey Ostrowsky

As a fat man, based. Freaking hilarious.

All throughout my younger years, I always said, "If I take a nap now, I won't sleep tonight." That was before kids. Now I'm saying, "I need a nap, and I'll sleep 10 hours tonight."

Yes

Wife: “i think i wanna get one of those vibration plates you stand on and it helps with blood flow and recovery” Internal dialogue: “those are stupid gimmick” Mental image: Wife’s ass jiggling as she stands on it Me: “Thats a great idea! You should order one”

He is risen!

Amen! He is risen!!

Pretty much sums it up 😢