The people who bought those 20 foot skeletons and keep using them are the real heroes.

Stimulate me already

McDonald's pancakes don't even absorb syrup that's how you know they're made outta shoe insoles

Made $600 while I was sleeping. I’m just built different tbh

30 years old and i still wanna live in this room

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

IM SCREAMING

i hope everyone drink lots of water today, except for you CroccDaddy 🎂🥃🎈🎉

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you

“are u ok?” no my parents never forced me to become an actor when i was a child

Once again. I’m waiting so get stimulated.

Women in LA dress like Luanne and women in Brooklyn dress like Ms. Frizzle

When I grow up I wanna be just like Paul Rudd.

I’ve been tainted.

Nobody: White people when Friends in Low Places comes on:

Don’t come to me for advice, we’ll end up at the bar.

Me checking Twitter to see if Instagram is down #instagramdown