My brother walking into my room just to do this in my face and then leave

estamos a organizar um meetilde (encontro de matildes)!! partilhem com todas as matildes que conhecem, mas tb com o poder do retweet e do like!!!! design: ma~de

they should make a drink that tastes exactly like this

I don't think I've seen a better example of an animal smiling in my life.

me arrumando pra ir pra aula do curso que eu escolhi

“esse mês eu vou guardar dinheiro” *dinheiro cai na conta* eu:

é tipo "que diva" "que casal fofo" "que pet lindo" "nossa que comida linda" "nossa passou na faculdade que legal" "acho esse livro legal" "adoro essa música"

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

who doesn't risk don't petisk

and for the lady, perhaps a blunt?