my period ragebaits me everytime n i fall for it everysingle time

I Want To Get Wine Drunk And Kiss Really Really Slowly

This fat fuck ate every single pepper in my garden

unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>>

"Horses are mass aborted to farm estrogen for MtFs" was very much not on my man-made horrors bingo card but there it is

“Ew why is it so big” I’m sorry. “Is that a snake” I’m sorry. “It’s a monster” I’m sorry. “Is that a third leg” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

“Ew why is it so juicy” I’m sorry. “Is that a super soaker” I’m sorry. “It’s a water park” I’m sorry. “Why does it have gorilla grip” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

Best 8 dollars I’ve ever spent

when shawty goes nonverbal and you gotta bust these out

i take the art of noticing very seriously

se eu acordo do coma e vejo essa cena eu entendo que eu morri

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life

meeting one truly alive person can reset your sense of what life is meant to be misery is contagious but so is joy

petkom ribica