Hi, I’m Vivek and I’m running to be Mike Pence 2.0 (circa Jan 2016-Jan 5, 2021)

Debate recap: Vivek Ramaswamy: not only constantly lying, but insane Ron Desantis: new campaign strategy is yelling Mike Pence: still a bitch Chris Christie: literally no one likes him on either side of the aisle Doug Burgum: why tf is he even here Asa Hutchinson: George

6’1” 315 lbs is more like it

So Vivek Ramaswamy won the GOP debate like a hurricane gets media attention. Everyone watches. Hey you won! Yet no one likes you and your polls drop faster than Trump’s pants around Stormy. Also it doesn’t help that Vivekito is such a fucking dumbass.

Can we all just agree that this app sucks now? Let’s go to a different watering hole. Thanks for breaking the only good thing your weird fat ass narcissistic insecurity ever touched Elon Musk

I wonder what “personal benefit” Ron DeSantis thinks African-Americans will acquire from the white supremacist terrorism in Jacksonville? 🤔

I dare Vivek Ramaswamy to take a middle school Civics course. He would fail so damned spectacularly. The man is fucking epically ignorant ass. Apparently the GOP primary is all about finding the most ignorant fuckers in the country and then elevating them.

Well done, dumbass Elon Musk businessinsider.com/elon-musk-eros…

“Exceptions are very important” Yeah, like when you fuck pornstars and yeah you know Epstein-related stuff… politico.com/news/2023/08/3…

Not sure what sucks more dick. X or Elon Musk Close call which disaster is worse

I used to think Trump knew he was lying to us and didn't care. After watching two TV interviews with him this week, I think he doesn't know: 1. The difference between Obama, Clinton and Biden. 2. Who he is running against. 3. what's real. 4. The airspeed velocity of an unladen

Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is responsible for ending Roe v. Wade. And if you vote for him, he’ll go even further.

Enjoy yourself It’'s later than you think

Guy at Trump’s speech yesterday is complaining that socialist policies of Democrats are ruining America. He says he just had to buy a new truck because he hit a deer, but thank God his medical expenses are being paid by the government and he also has his VA benefits.

Is this thing broken?