Yaaaaaa……. i’m just gonna leave this here, it’s not close nice try tho. No one does it like Chicago. #Blackhawks

Let’s celebrate a real franchise tonight.

The Internet: Liver king was jailed for terroristic threats against Joe Rogan! Isn’t that crazy?! Me: the grifting bodybuilding liar who scammed money off morons by pretending raw testicles/liver/etc (and definitely not loads of steroids) made him muscular, is crazy?! No way….

So when can we put Liver King down?

Isn’t all you do is fuckin yap??? God damn I mean the hypocrisy is unreal. Lol

He catches the ball in fair territory and you expect me to be impressed because the diva dove into the stand 😭😭😭

Matthew Boyd & Seiya deserve all star nods as well

W Thrill ride I need an unfiltered cigarette Great comeback Great series win Down 3-0 Seiya takes over 2-6 in lineup all gets a hit for 2nd game in a row Battle back Hang on Palencia figures it out Sweep tomorrow 51-35 1st place IN LOVE with this club ROLLING

Final: Cubs 11, Cardinals 3

Final: Cubs 11, Cardinals 0

What Alex Cooper did at Wrigley should be studied forever because if you get boo’ed for ANYTHING while the #Cubs are beating the Cardinals by 11 runs you definitely deserved it

Seiya Suzuki got snubbed from the snubbed list.

Dennis Reynolds haven’t even BEGUN to peak. And when he does, we’ll all feel it.

If you asked me 7 years ago who at Barstool I was concerned about health wise I’d say: - Frank Fleming (obesity) - Large (excessive drinking and gout) Today they both look great and if you asked me the same question I’d say: - Hosts of Pardon My Take ( recurrent kidney

the Epstein list was gonna come out, it would’ve burdened some people so now it’s gone. Looks like the right finally understands abortion

No one “gets into” Steely Dan. One day you wake up with the hunger. A yawning void in your heart that only surgical jazz licks and tales about washed up perverts in pastel suits can fill.

Does Panera bread still sells the lemonade that kills you

Well that’s not gonna help

The Costco Guys have been eerily silent on the Epstein stuff