I don’t mind paying ten or fifteen dollars for a book because I know the author likely spent five years staring at a screen in panic yelling “I’m a FRAUD, I have no idea what I’m doing!” and they are now entitled to compensation.

For several months, we’ve ceded one of our laundry baskets to a spider who has decided that’s their home. Pretty sure this makes us level 8 vegans.

Minnesota has too many COVID cases to count

Doesn’t the idea of “learning to live with the virus” imply some sort of learning, some sort of changed behaviour? Isn’t it contradictory to be pro “learning to live with” and anti any sort of mitigations?

Fixed it.

Them: We need a CHRISTIAN NATION! Me: YEAH! Cancel the debt! Welcome the stranger! Them: Not like that.

what if I told you that “learning to live with covid” means “accepting that some degree of covid precautions are just part of life now” and not “fuck it, covid is inevitable, let’s go back to freely coughing on strangers”

Purchasing ya own n95 masks is def some stolen wages shit.

So the reason not to say "screw it, let's just unmask and go back to normal" right now is to try to....flatten the curve. I know that's an expression from way back when, but it applies. We need to slow down infections to keep hospitals from collapsing. 6/n

the hardest i’ve ever been pranked is when i saw Interstellar cuz of all the pre-release press about them hiring astrophysicists to compute the mathematically most correct way to depict nebulas & blackholes & shit. but then the movie was like “actually stars are made of love ❤️”

When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.

It’s not too late to abandon Harry Potter forever for The Discworld Series, my friends. Come over to our nerdy, little corner. There are 41 of these suckers & Terry Pratchett actually understood what it meant to treat people like humans. Have fun & know you are loved.