I just know that one day I’ll come across the headline that Kier Starmer is another prime minister who put his cock in a pig. 🐖

44 countries represented in the flotilla and not one country is protecting their citizen. This should.terrify us all

Ok buy me a new phone then Monzo 🏦

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you can go vegan, boycott AI, fast fashion, and plastic and only take the bus for the rest of your life and the US military will undo it all in like 30 minutes because they want Venezuela's oil

Skiing, Everest… I’m just not dumb enough to go up a snow covered mountain.

this best song of all time contender

Dammit Derrick! I didn’t think I’d have to update this… 😓

Has anyone made a Liz Truss edit yet?

I been searching, but nowhere can I find the uk release date for #KissOfTheSpiderWoman

Israel hasn't released any of the child hostages it has kidnapped. Israel still holds 323 Palestinian children. 83% of them report being tortured. Pure evil.

Look how fucking stupid you look here Keir Starmer

How do we know it’s an ethnostate? For a “country” that is in such close proximity to Africa and the Arabian peninsula, not a very diverse crowd that showed up to see a rap artist.

I had one - ONE - glass of wine and I feel like this

Hold up....he just said som'n 😂😂😂

We may as well just have an AI bot as PM.

Don’t just abolish Prince Andrew’s titles, abolish the monarchy.

The thing is, the way global politics are going and the way technology is adapting – it’s gonna end up that when you submit a claim for an undelivered parcel, a drone will show up at your house and shoot you in the face when you answer the door.

Hey remember like a year+ ago when we were all briefly turned on by Sam’s Tailor

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