Shohei Ohtani should stop mucking around and play test cricket. grow up idiot

10 out of 10 read

oh fuck yeah new william banks arc

coin toss, the flies are on our side already, fucking get em, love the ashes

"the calmness of ben stokes" is such a paradox of a sentence

something beautiful about how he left okc and became a first option and now can't escape that fate, what a narrative

fucking what

au contraire, he is the funniest person to recieve a jacket now

He's making a list He's checking it twice He takes off her dress now Let me go and I just can't look it's killing me

is he tall? put him up front for wolves ffs, first royal to actually go through something traumatic in a while

what do you mean anjelica huston is in barbie as rapunzel

if KD tweeted this like 5 years ago, he'd be skewered for shitting on Chuck. Today we rightfully praise him, true ball lover wins out

gianmarco and his waiters, the aus open and its times, that bloke and the chair to his head... this feels like a cultural victory

butterfly effect in force

so someone at new york times is a fan

a movie starring method man and kelly rowland in the big 2026 sounds like a 30 rock skit

hearing an american say maccas is so fucking jarring it should be illegal, stop that

Doesn't make this shit season worth it but it's something I'm gonna remember for years if the bottlers bottle it

suddenly my offices ongoing fight with the printer makes sense

Peak Bill Simmons is podcasting about a Di Caprio/Hanks movie and then spending 10 minutes on Tom Cruise's filmography