This 🤡

The little claves can fight it out. I’m staying in these woods and living like the King I am

So first the humans wanna kill me and now all they want to do is get me some medical attention and send me to a “rescue”? Nah #bulllivesmatter

You see that clown in TV waving a red flag in the street? Joke’s on him. I can’t even SEE the color red. IDIOT.

TFW you’re lying in bed and you feel something starting at you from outside, breathing on your window. WATCHING…It me. I be creepin.

Sleep tight

I’m just a bull. Living in the woods. Asking to keep my testicles and make good use of them in Wyoming

If you see me no you didn’t

No one, absolutely no one: Newsday:

I watched you finish that entire bag of chips. And you didn’t make an offering to The Bull…

Rumor has it that exactly midnight, if u light a red candle in a dark room, look into a mirror and say “black bull” 3 times ur gonna feel like a clown

Maybe I’ll head on out to Montauk. I hear it’s the place to be this summer

Celebrating 6 days of freedom

And the Olympic gold medal for hiding and being a fucking King goes to me. Zero performance enhancing drugs. Pure bull testosterone. Thank you, you can all go home now.

And the next Olympic gold medal for Zero Fucks Given also goes to…ME!! #teamUSA

MasticBull Damn #masticbull

I checked out those Hamptons for a minute. I don’t see the big deal.

🤡 i make my own bullshit, think I’m gonna fall for yours?