<spits tea out in shock> Someone get this to me in writing

Oh dear, did he just imply his mother was... yes, yes he did.

And so wonderfully modest

Ahh, such a lovely evening

<spits his tea out in horror and disgust> I knew we should have obliterated that miserable planet!!!

<flits the through the piles of CVs in his study> There must be a suitable candidate here somewhere

Bottom right corner, tremendously handsome fellow

we have entirely too many idiots in our lives, you'll need to be more specific

And this was the day that Hugo learned to never try bluffing his grandmother

<picks up the Sunday paper and turns to the crossword, frowns as he see a familiar impossibly elegant handwriting already present> Mrs Vile (Parody) you could at least wait for me to give up on it before you solve it all

Even with an open window, it does tend to linger for a good week or two

right there with you

One the one hand, this is just unadulterated bat-shit insanity. On the other hand, my God you have to appreciate the bravery <settles back with popcorn ready for the fireworks>

Rewind this several thousand years and this is me rescuing you as a toddler from your sister

<sits in the in the main chamber with Mrs Vile (Parody), little Hugo sat on the carpet between them playing with blocks>

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