Tested positive for thinking I was fat in high school only to realize it was the skinniest I’d ever be

a queen, doing her thing on my birthday

Elizabeth Lois Masters Happy Birthday! 🐮♥️

I simply can’t do this today

hey hey, we’re at my house anxiously waiting for glad you exist to drop and wanted to sing y’all a few lines from the song. hope these words mean as much to you as they do to us! so excited for y’all to hear the whole thing at midnight. ❤️ gladyouexist.com

happy divine feminine energy day

📅 28th April 2021 🐮 Baby Jude update 💕 🏷️Instagram/lancasterfarmsanctuary 💕#animaloftheday

I’ve drank approximately 3,437,498 Busch lights in my life.

My son's teacher just sent out an email including this statement: "I want you all to know that it is not only my job, but in my nature to protect your children while they are in my care and to make sure that each and every one of them feels loved and safe while at school" 1/

Nobody said being my friend was remotely interesting.

2023.. the year I get back on twitter. hi everybody

hey Jeff D. Lowe meet me in the desert tomorrow

watching the Oscars with Jeff D. Lowe is quite the experience

Hockey D. Lowe on the broadcast for the FDNY/NYPD game today! Tune in on barstool.tv.

as a teacher, I am living for this thread

I’ll tell you what, big time wrinkle with The Dozen Trivia Tournament being played this year in front of the entire content side of the office. Who is going to buckle under pressure?

get used to it, babe 😘