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MasterMaddie

@mastermaddie

Pure barre teacher. dog mom. travel enthusiast. donuts.

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.Jessie James Decker welcome to #patsnation! While the hubby is kickin’ ass on the field come kick ass in our studio (Pure Barre Foxborough), we’ll hook it up. 💪🏽 #LTB #purebarre #go81

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Luke’s day care report card: played with a dog named Tyler and got stuck in a couch... No denying he’s our dog 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Wedding pro tip: avoid making new friends so you don’t have to invite them to your wedding Life pro tip: avoid making new friends so you can stay in and be in bed by 9 Key takeaway: avoid making new friends

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I thought dogs didn’t like to make direct eye contact with humans? My dog legit has staring contests with me... and usually wins.

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I realized bitches post pictures of their food on insta and then don’t actually eat it, so now I have trust issues and expect pictures of bitches eating, because we all deserve the truth.

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Does anyone else get really competitive when they see an “I love my (fill in the blank breed) dog,” like no I actually love my dog more thank you very much.

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Anytime I hear the song “Like a G6” I’m overcome with the smell of tanning beds, McDonald’s and UV Blue. #whatatimetobealive