You remind me of the fact that I could never be there for you or raise you because I was subject to fate thrust upon me by an outside force and banished before I could see you grow up and your eventual years would be taken from you and I will not be able to see them, why

Sorry I was busy being super dramatic about being a distant father what did you say again

Eh, I’ll think about it. Kinda been there done that

Okay but will your weak little arms damage my shredded physique lets be honest here lloyd

Ehhhh I’ll think on it

Hunh

Put me back in the cursed realm.

HAH! It was just a ruse! A trick to totally get your attention. Pulled a fast one on ya. Classic Garmadon Win, no biggie.

To ah… … *shuffling though notes*

Someone help me out here I was trying to have a moment with Christofern

Good talk I gotta go

Yeah yeah maybe you should take pointers and do the same.

Gottem.

…How about you leave him alone. Besides! You know he’ll just beat you again—Green Ninja powers and all that.

Sure, sure. Nya and the rest of the ninja and also a cave. Not a smart place to take a nap in, by the way.

New year, new me. Gunna hit the gym. Totally obliterate those gym rats when I bust out the big weights. They’ll be sooo jealous of my four arms. My four jacked arms and my 16 pack. Oh yeah.

Where’s vinny he needs to see this.

Throwback to the ugliest baby of all time lol