"While I disagree with the notion of being called shady.." "They're exactly right! Spirits n'Such Consultation has partnered with Victoria Housekeeping! Due to this, we have a permanent 5% discount on all maid-related spirit troubles." "We appreciate your business!"

~ 𝙼𝙾𝙱 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚈/𝚁𝙿 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃. ~ 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙴. ~ 𝙳𝙼𝚂 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 + 𝚃𝙰𝙶 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁. (art by newlands_art on reddit.)

// immediate struggles of having a reigen account > looking like a creep because you slide minor muses but not minor muns when you just wanna interact with your student. > knowing which verses to follow.

"Ms. Pines .." Uh oh, big boss man himself, pulling this exact face. Seems he isn't happy with the advertising he was getting her to do for 100 yen an hour. "First of all, it's not 25% off. It's 2.5%. Second of all, don't offer that kinda stuff.. we're a clean-cut business!"

"Even so, I don't want you going around saying stuff like that. You're still fairly young, and as your employer, I like to think I'm responsible for your safety." "And the prices don't matter! Besides, we're pretty cheap compared to most other exorcists."

"First off, I'm just looking out, and second off, that fat monk charges 200k yen, I'm a saint in comparison!" Furrowing his brows, only to draw back with a little sigh. "About him. Should be coming into work soon. Do you wanna meet him? After all, you only heard stories."

"If you were a psychic, like me (*ahem*), you'd know that kid is one tough.. er, kid. He's the strongest ESPer I've ever met!" "And- wow, was that a compliment from the nonchalant, done with everything redhead???" He's only teasing, just to get her back for calling him dad.

"Wow, you've got it exactly right. Normally, it takes people a while to understand that I'm just too powerful of a psychic to really mingle with lower-level apirits. That's what Mob's for!" He knows she knows. He's just messing around along with her by now.