“Railing lines and banging nines” -Mitch McConnell

This is fucking communism!

Imagine you score the game winning TD and get slimed

-Sex. -Getting on the green in 2 on a par 5. -Smoking weed after a hard workout. -The first sip of an IPA after skiing all day. -Taking a walk on Mushrooms

Lying bastard we all know you was dropping a Mr Hanky

Charlie Woods gonna smash more blonde chicks and rail more drugs than his dad

Miranda Cosgrove could get the work

Big Ben don’t think I forgot about that Monday night game bum! Take off the helmet and pick up a 5 iron. And Juju I ain’t even gotta clown ur ass cause TikTok did it for me

That q tip feel like the shaman stick fr

Cutting onions be having me like this

. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez your views suck but I’d blow your back out no cap

Niggas will really drop $20 on food like it’s nothing but put down a $20 t shirt cause it’s “too much bread”... it’s me I’m niggas

He just swallowed the roach mothafuckaa!

Arby’s is fucking TRASH

Just caught some fucked up brain from a bitch call that shit Zen Cannon

I would lick Erin Andrew’s booty hole clean

A lot of you hoes are just ungrateful and won’t realize it till you get Ray Rice’d.

“Timbs ARE THE Christmas shoe of choice #yuttasfordabrothas” - clyde flexler