twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

My four year old won’t wear skirts, hates “girly” colors, and doesn’t play with “girl” toys I have tried and tried to dress her up in girly clothing and she hates it. It doesn’t feel like her, and she loves dinosaurs. This was solely through internal motivations. Shut the fuck up

Good thing I am

yo it’s gorilla central out there. get the fuck up. juiceheads everywhere. it’s labor day weekend. they’re all over the boardwalk and beach let’s go.

money could’ve went to schools, food banks, housing i just 🤦🏽‍♀️

The history of this country should be taught, fully in schools

idk wtf he thinking bout heaven for

I hope it’s slow and painful

this woman just floated over a puddle and you’re mentioning a man

first day back in office after a 4 day weekend

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

One thing I love about my friends and I’s friendship is that money flows through us so easily. If one of us don’t got it, someone else makes up for it. We really do have each other in every sense of the word.

God I’m so PROUD OF MY FRIENDSHIPS!!!! These bitches really do got me!!!!! And I them

Find you in every crowddddddd

I need jiggy to drop this new song right neooowwwwww. The tears I’m going to cry singing this song will heal me, surely

Derick Washington is becoming one of my fav creators haha

70,000 notes on tumblr is actually insane

women should make misogynistic men cower in fear more often. little bitch couldn't even look her in the eye

The Lawton grapevine singles Facebook page is a scawwwwwy place to be