that man is gonna get our hopes up and then do the Willy Wonka somersault and live another 20 years isn’t he

I think, regardless of tonight’s outcome, we should all continue to tweet as if he’s dead.

People getting THIS excited over just the possibility that Trump is dead really says a lot. Fuck approval rating he has a "we want you fucking dead" rating LMFAO

Today is the last day you can retweet this 🩶

i support sabrina clocking boy moms in her songs. somebody needs to!

Happy Labor Day

THIS IS GONNA BE OUR LAST PHOTO OF HIM ISNT IT

Look I hate Charlie Kirk as much as the next guy but like, that's kind of a waste of a political assassination I gotta be honest.

Whats your opinion on one direction now?

thank you taylor swift for creating fall

hes putting all his money on me

this whole album is a love letter to him. he loves her pop music and she gave him that in full color… im so happy for herrrr she finally sounds free, happy, and secure

Travis Kelce, I need you to not only score a TD on Monday, but also hit us with this plz and thx

Kelce being the first chiefs player to score a TD after Taylor pledged allegiance to his team and told everyone about his redwood

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA

stages of christmas shopping: 1. there's plenty of time. 2. oh no.