i want a raccoon because they live lawlessly and that inspires me

You cannot repeatedly disappoint somebody and expect their energy to still crave you

the CDC says show off your dad bod

if you told me a year ago I’d be where I am today, I’d say you’re out of your mind. I’m so unbelievably happy and blessed.

i can’t believe there are people in the world who don’t suffer from mental illness like… you don’t have panic attacks? manic episodes?? intrusive thoughts?? you’re just living life freely and happily??? sounds fake and i’m jealous but ok

why the fuck would you post this i’m sobbing at work

break ups are 2 weeks of being sad about it and then 6 months cringing over how embarrassing you were being during those 2 weeks

Tbh, if I’d been Rip last week on Yellowstone, instead of getting after Lloyd I’d have told them two girls to get the fuck out.

OMFGG MY UBER DRIVER TOOK A TURN DOWN A DARK ROAD YALL I DONE PUNCHED THIS MAN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD HE TALM BOUT “i sorry i sorry road was closed see” and gone start tapping his phone hard af to show me MY BAD SIR I THOUGHT YOU WAS TRYNA KIDNAP ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

I love honest people . Like you jus hurt my feelings but I fwy for keep it 100!! 😂😂😂

idk bout y’all but i’m 🅿️ushing de🅿️ression

Sydney Sweeney is built like sun damaged Polaroids of ur mom from the 70’s that she casually shows u and ur like??? You just casually looked like this???????