BREAKING: Bedlam will be televised on PBS at 4am.

I can’t explain it but I’m divorced

One thing to watch for tonight as votes start to come in is which candidate has the most votes. That’ll be big.

A big "thank you" to Oklahoma's poll workers, county election boards, and State Election Board staff for your hard work today! #ElectionHeroes

Me if Missouri causes me to not get loan forgiveness.

Today I have had coffee, cookies, and cheese. I’m thinking about having charcuterie and cab sauv, or cheese fries and a cold one to turn this into a Sunday Scaries bender.

Working for a team that’s half in Michigan and half in Texas is going to be very interesting

Yellowstone is getting so hard to watch. I've committed four seasons to this, but 15 minutes of literally beating a vegan and him being a worse governor than I thought possible is getting to be too much. In retrospect, they jumped the shark when they blew Beth up in S3.

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.

Anyway, how's everybody feeling about the idea of privatization of space these days?

Virginia opossums can gain as much as 30% of their body weight each winter but they don't get targeted ads for gyms - so we're just asking for equal treatment

Adoption fees waived at McKinney pet adoption event buff.ly/3G4mVFG

I've already had a cowboy hat on the need to buy list for June, now I've got to add keyboard lessons smh.

The best museum. I’ll never forgive you Johns Hopkins University

the last of us writers were like “hey joel needs a car. what if we write the most touching and heartbreaking hour of television in the world”

Sunday: Fourth and final season of 'Succession' begins on HBO (26 Mar)

Stopped at Starbucks and the only people in the store aside from staff were me and four other old men all wearing blue jeans and we all were wearing a shade of blue shirt. Is this the new VSCO girl? Have I lived to become a meme?

Oklahomans should be troubled by the findings uncovered by State Auditor Cindy Byrd showing state officials likely misspent at least $29 million in pandemic aid and ignored federal grant guidelines. tulsaworld.com/opinion/editor…