Specifically the cheese blaster mac and cheese with the cheese blaster packet

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

Stanley Tucci should play him

Men used to go to war

white ppl be like yea jus come in thru the garage

jerry jones from his suite to mccarthy when the game is over

Chill the fuck out

bby u can get a drink, chips and salsa, AND entree for $10.99 at Chili's

Please don’t ever do this again!! 🤦‍♂️

"Can I do a tito’s and soda with extra lime? And I'll just close out. Appreciate you, bro."

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain

You can get the same view at a coffee shop in Memphis

The libs really vote to defund this…. Smh

Me as the waitress approaches my table with a bucket of domestics

Me when a bouncer took my fake id freshman year

The Rizzler reveals his favorite hip hop albums: Pray For Paris by Westside Gunn and Bandana by Freddie Gibbs & Madlib