Now I gotta worry about what’s gonna plague us next until yawl motherfuckers return the slab

Good lord. I’ve become attracted to the uwu subby type bottoms. Who would’ve thought.

Ready for DykeStop tonight. Always happy to be your bartender. This night creates a space for those in this deviant community that don’t identify as cis male. The demos are fun and the attendees don’t hold back. Lesssss goooo

I’m sitting on my couch after five long days of thanksgiving week bartending shifts. I need to soak my feet, a puppy, food, and to not leave this couch for two days

Fml. I have to work happy hour on my weekend and I’m soooooo H word I just wanna huff and lick hole

The Callisto Protocol is trying my fucking pussy with these jump scares . I just knew I was bout to piss my couch

Yo mid to late season The White Lotus becomes so messy and it does so in a way that is just delicious. Like I wanna scream

It’s mostly f@ggy and black.

Yawl just better

Fuck ok. I gotta get up now. Why? Oh because my gear party is tonight!! 9pm here in Philly at The Bike Stop. 206 S Quince St. First time? Nervous? That’s what I’m there for as your host. Shoot me a message when you arrive

Underwear, LongJawns, and Unionsuits…….yeah let’s fuqqin do this. Tonight!

The other guys at the orgy let me buzz my nub #cuck

Obsessed with my new boots and I wanna stomp you with them

I’m the only one who stays up to watch Dragula at midnight? Lol

Can’t wait to put this around my neck. Big dobiedane realness. Though lately I’ve been giving pit

Ok listen. One of you pretend to be my theyfriend for 24 hrs. That’s it