"Even we have fun on our duty! You're just being an old man."

"So sad. Wasted away with duties that you forgot to enjoy yourself. "Such an old and very dull old, old soul."

"Then stop being such a grandpa and do something f u n ! "

"There's always something to do! What about bombchu bowling? Surely you've heard of it!"

"And you are wondering why we call you a grandpa."

"I ate a human."

"Whaaaaaaat?"

"We were hungry. You can't expect us to starve, can you?"

"Hey we're a black hole for food!" The demon giggled. "What's for din-din~?"

We were promised food. We never got it.

"What day is it?"

"We guess time is irrelevant." The demon would grin, Returning the hug slowly. "How are things? Did we miss much?"

<> I work at Burger King now, and it k.lls me physically. <>

<> I pulled an a nighter, and now I have ideas for headcanons for Angel I don't know if I should stick with. 🤔 <>

"Apparently when you go to a restaurant and order meat, and they ask you how do you want it Kicking and screaming is not the right answer."