The language that Nigerian Police understands.

No one checks your start time, they’re only interested in your Finish time.. 🤞🏽

The Premier League is back TOMORROW So here is a thread of some of the best Premier League intros in history 1. Sky Sports Premier League Intro 2013/14- Written in the Stars

Premier league Prediction W1 ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool 3 - 0 Bournemouth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa 1 - 1 Newcastle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brighton 2 - 1 Fulham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sunderland 1 - 2 West Ham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tottenham 2 - 0 Burnley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wolves 0 - 2 Man City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea 3 - 1 Crystal Palace 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nottm Forest 2 - 0

Police hotline for every state.

Have you been pronouncing any of these names wrong? 🗣️😅

Femi Kuti just finished 24 shows in 1 month on his Canada/US tour at 63 years old as a multi-instrumentalist/composer/singer/songwriter But we won’t hear anything about that anywhere.

I don’t know why y’all saying Manchester United has improved.. 🤷🏽‍♂️ like, what changed? anyways, the season is still long.. we are here! 🤞🏽

“Men don’t do that.”

Stop that, Jesse Jagz! 🔥🔥🔥🥺🥺🥺

Except they lock you outside, don’t dial anyone’s number more than twice.

Secondary school staff room dey be like police station that year😭

EPL players pronouncing their names 2025/26 edition 🤣

“What’s the hardest thing about being a man?”

4 books you should read only if you have a solid mind and you’re sure madness can never locate you. The 6th and 7th book of Moses (Known to have caused deep hallucinations, that’s why many think it makes you mad). The Book of Enoch (Known to have spoken about the fallen angels

weird subs! bringing in defenders for what exactly 🤷🏽‍♂️ #FULMUN

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SECURITY TIPA FOR INTERVIEW A brother put together some tips to help prospective interviewees. Take note of the followings safety tips and share ❌Don't attend any job interview in an uncompleted building, under three or lonely place where you hardly see people ❌ Don't

Grimsby Town Vs Man United Highlight ( Onana & Amorim Edition )🤣🤣🤣

😂 200k is much o