Luigi didn't do anything wrong

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

The bees are doing more to stop Israel than the entire Democratic party.

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

i’ll always go back to this performance 😭

Mandatory

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

i just called walton goggins wallace gromit by accident

After Sandy Hook it was all anyone talked about for weeks because it was so horrific and unspeakable. Eight children were murdered today and I’ve barely seen anything about it.

it’s bc the US government rebranded it from cannabis to sound more “mexican” during the reefer madness era. it’s racism

como pode um “love pink” ser a coisa mais engraçada do mundo

EVERYONE FROM VIRGINIA THIS IS THE MOMENT!!! LOCK IN AND GO VOTE YES TOMORROW!!!! WE HAVE TO REMOVE THIS RACIST/FASCIST,RAPIST/BIGOTS POWER!!! TAKE HIM DOWN VIRGINIA DO NOT LET US DOWN LITTLE GIRLS!!!!

MWAH 💋

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