“Urgh! I chose this wine, it’s bloody awful!”

‘You will look after him for me, won’t you? (SH)’ “Don’t worry. I’ll keep him in trouble.” ‘That’s my girl (SH)’

‘Need to work on your half of the church, Mary, looking a bit thin. (SH)’ “Oh, orphan’s lot. Friends, that’s all I have, lots of friends.”

“I’ll talk him round.” ‘You will? (SH)’ “Oh, yeah.”

‘It’s him that I worry about the most. That wife!(JM)’

“Famous blog, finally.” 'Come on, that’s… (JW)’

“Look at me and tell me you’re not going to tell him.”

“Oh, but he would have needed a confidante.”

“Because John can’t ever know that I lied to him. It would break him and I would lose him forever.”

‘Is it truly such a surprise that the woman you fall in love with conforms to that pattern? (SH)’

‘Today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved. (SH)’

“Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”

‘Who could recognize a skip code on sight. Have extraordinarily retentive memories. (SH)’ “You were very solw.”

“Because you won’t love me when you’ve finished and I don’t want to see that happen.”

‘I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes. (JW)’ “You should put that on a T-shirt.”

‘You will look after him for me, won’t you? (SH)’ “Don’t worry. I’ll keep him in trouble.” ‘That’s my girl (SH)’

“You’re shaving it off” ‘Well, you hate it. (JW)’ “Sherlock hates it”

‘So, Mary Watson, who are you? (SH)’

“What do you want, Sherlock?”

“What?” ‘Mary, I think you should do a pregnancy test. (SH)’